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Did you know that Remerton has an official Complaint Log in Form? Until recently we at RemertonNews didn't, either. It is for citizens to use for those non-urgent sorts of things that do not require an immediate response.
The form has check blocks for Water complaint, Grass or yard complaint, Trash cans and Other. We thought we'd investigate some of these complaints and from last Friday, March 27th we have this: The complainant was not identified on the form but had three separate items about three businesses. 1. Belson Computers - Plum -overall area - maybe fire hazard - garbage front porch. 2. CJ's - abandoned cars in parking lot 3. Behind Boardwalk - clean up building We decided to conduct a phone interview with the subjects of these complaints starting with Belson's Computers. Here is the transcript. RN is your Editor, JB is the owner. RN: Mr. B, I'm with RemertonNews and we would like to interview you about the complaint.... JB: F***-off, you muck-raking old bast***! RN: Please sir, we would like to know your thoughts on the complaint, and what you plan to do about it. That place is getting kind of... JB: I'll tell you my reaction, you a**hole. First, the City said that the complaining weasel wouldn't give a name, the chickens***. Then they tell me it was a man. Horses***! Those kind of complaints are by made by bored old busy-body women with nothing better to do. A man would come by and say, "Hey you, clean up that dump it looks like s***!" A man would recognize that a bunch of old steel computer cases aren't a fire hazard, but then so would most women.
No, I don't think the complainer has the necessary equipment to be classified as a man. And if she has a man he should tell her to stay out of other people's beeswax.
Why don't you go ask the CJ's and Boardwalk guys what they think of the whiny little bit****'s complaints? Now leave me alone, I'm busy.
RN: Well, thank you Mr. B. We did ask the others, and yours was the most civil answer. JB: You're not going to print this on that trashy website are you? RN: No sir! Not if you object, we'd never do something like that. JB: Ya' better not...I know where you live... Write Comment (6 Comments) |