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Wood & Gordon receive the Lydia Day Good Govt. Award at Xmas Party
Sunday, 20 December 2009


During this year's City of Remerton Christmas Party, Council members Sherry Wood and Ryan Gordon were awarded the First Annual Lydia Day Good Government Award.  Wood & Gordon were this year's unanimous choice for their hard work in the actualization off former Council member Lydia Z. Day's vision for a better Remerton.  That vision included:

1. Removal of the former City Manager
2. Clean, safe water for all the City's citizens and businesses.
3. A revised and enforced Alcoholic Beverage Ordinance.
4. A fair and enforceable noise ordinance.
5. A city government that is open and responsive to the needs of it's citizens.

Council Members Ryan Gordon & Sherry Wood suggested renaming their street of of mutual residence from Wayland Drive to Lydia Lane.  Other suggestions were renaming  Poplar or Plum to Day Street.  The Bar Owner's Association has agreed to pick up the costs of new signs, according to Mr. Gordon.

For those of you unfamiliar with the politics of Remerton, all of the above is total "bullcrap".  Apparently some fun was had at the former council member's expense during the City's Christmas party.  This story will be available in the "Humor(?)'" Section, later.
Happy Easter
Sunday, 12 April 2009
Scary Stuff!
Friday, 23 January 2009


Meet the new boss, same as the old boss?

A Christmas Gift...
Sunday, 21 December 2008


I'm going to...


Will no one think of the children?
Tuesday, 09 December 2008
Election Update...
Thursday, 30 October 2008

          Peru's Shamans back Barack Obama 9:2


Click for the BBC video of the ceremony.

Remerton in Distress?
Tuesday, 21 October 2008

ImageOn the way to the Noise Consultant selection vote and the Alcohol Ordinance work session, it was noticed that the flag over City Hall was flying at both half-mast and upside down. 

Half-mast is recognized as a symbol of mourning and, at sea, an upside down flag is the signal for distress.  Some even believe that it is the signal the crew has abandoned ship and it can be claimed for salvage by first-comers.

Have things gotten that bad?  Is it a metaphor for Remerton's current circumstances?

Nope, just bad pulleys that have been getting worse since last noticed before the October 13 meeting.  Or, maybe...

Feral Cat Control Strategies Peru
Thursday, 09 October 2008

Alternative feral cat control strategy: 

In Peru, there is a yearly cat eating festival.  This approach turns a problem into a party!

For those of us rusty in our Spanish and Quechua, here is a link to the story in English.

Subprime Revealed
Wednesday, 01 October 2008


Don't quite understand the "subprime" mess and why it's causing such turmoil? 

Here is an explanation that was tossed over Editor's transom in the dark of night.  The author wishes to remain anonymous and the language is "R" rated and may be offensive to some, but it's worth a look.

Subprime Primer - click to download/open the pdf document.

Sunday, 21 September 2008
Milltown Groove owner Heath Cox displays one of his culinary offerings.
Click here for the pitch.
(Acknowledgments to Mr. Cox for testimony during the Milltown Groove liquour license suspension hearing and of course to the 2006 movie "Accepted".) 
It's International "Talk Like a Pirate Day"
Friday, 19 September 2008

We almost forgot about Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Here is a link to what it is all about.

And the Youtube video: 

Words of Wisdom from Councilman Ryan Gordon (3 Comments)
Thursday, 18 September 2008

During the proposed new alcohol ordinance work session Councilman Gordon reported on the will of the people and the consequences of cutting off liquor sales an hour earlier from 3AM back to 2AM.

Basically, it's not what the people want and shutting off liquor sales an hour sooner is a public safety and community order issue.  Apparently, something bad happened in Statesboro when people were forced to stop buying liquor too soon, and we don't want that.

ImageHere is an 85 sec. audio clip including his comments and a bit of music.

For the full Liquor Ordinance Work Session, click here. (The referenced clip starts around 85 minutes in.)


Sarah Palin & Hillary Clinton on Saturday Night Live
Sunday, 14 September 2008

 Sarah Palin & Hillary Clinton Saturday Night Live skit from Sept. 13, 2008.

You can view the video (after a commercial, first) here  at NBC's website.


The Good, the Bad, the Ugly...
Thursday, 11 September 2008

The Good...

The Plum Street Cat Feeding Station



the Bad...




the Ugly.




...and The Original...






Remerton Cares...Don't You?
Friday, 05 September 2008
Council Capers
Thursday, 04 September 2008
Council Retreat Winter 2008
Sunday Funnies - 8/31/08
Sunday, 31 August 2008

Will this be the Most Requested Gift for Christmas 2008?










And the orginal full length video from 1935. 


** The Rockin' Remerton Request Line is Now OPEN **
Saturday, 23 August 2008

The Rockin' RemertonNews Request line is OPEEEEN! 

First up--this '84 Glenn Fry Oldie goes out to Willy Bee

from his good buds Bee MacDee, C-Hole and The Crew.

A back at ya' from Willy who reminds ya'll not to fret, cuz :

And...again from the R-Town Crew:
Sunday Funnies - 8/17/08
Sunday, 17 August 2008
























































Council Member Wood listens attentively

to comments by fellow Councilmembers,

DDA members, and Citizens. 





















Startling Developments at Town Hall Meeting!
Monday, 05 February 2007

In a shocking development the entire Remerton City Council was forced to resign after the city manager revealed (aided by a council member's girlfriend, a veterinarian and PETA charter member), that the feral cat project was a front for a cat skin coat and sweater factory long established in the old Remerton Mill basement by a previous administration.

The RPD  raided the factory upon this revelation, releasing several dozen college students who had be there since the late 90's fuflillling their community service obligation.

To complete the coup, the Mayor (innocent of any misdeeds) married her long time fiance, a Valdosta city official, on the spot and signed the documents necessary to complete the annexation of Remerton by Valdosta.

Just kidding.Wink

More to come on the actual (rather successful) meeting later...

If you were there, please submit your thoughts, essays, comments etc.  A lot was discussed. 



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